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|  | Centrelink Payments « Thread Started on Jun 5, 2005, 5:18pm » | |
Shazza goes into Centrelink in Melton ......
"How many children?" asks the Centrelink worker "10" replies Shazza.
"10???" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the Centerlink Worker,
"Naah..." says Shazza "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.
"That's easy," says Shazza... "I just use their surnames"
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